I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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