Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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