Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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