Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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