I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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