I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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