Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
a search helicopter?!
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
