I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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