i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I have post one night stand depression
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