Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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