i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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