Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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