sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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