did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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