you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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