I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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