: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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