Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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