I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I am available for nakedness
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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