Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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