So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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