I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
He has the fingertips of a God
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