It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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