On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
