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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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