I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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