Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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