I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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