Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
