just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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