Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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