I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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