READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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