I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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