so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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