your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
