No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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