We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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