Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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