her vagine was all disorganized.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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