Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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