new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
