Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
