Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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