We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I fill condoms, not promises.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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