My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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