ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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