Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
