On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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