After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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