are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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